It’s always prettier in the movies

Yesterday I was walking down the street with my friend and since I didn’t have heels on and some people were blocking most of the sidewalk, I ventured over onto the subway vents to pass by.

A train went speeding underground.

My cute dress flew all the way up.

I screamed.

It was not a glamorous scene like the photo above.

“Do you have panties on?” my friend asked.

I mean, everyone could answer that question for him at this point.

In just a split second, I was all ass out.

::sigh::

Don’t walk on those vents while wearing heels….or while wearing a dress. And always wear panties. Unless you really don’t want too. 🙂


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  • Tracie
    Reply

    ROFL!

    Poor Sheena! This is totally they type of thing that always happens to me.

    • SLY
      Reply

      I don’t even know what to say. Seriously, my dress flew all the way up. The people around us got a show!

  • OneSurvivor
    Reply

    Well, Sheena, I think I needed a chuckle today…and look where I ended up. I know it was really embarrassing for you…but, sorry, my friend…I just couldn’t help but chuckle when I read this. 😉

  • SLY
    Reply

    I’m glad this gave you a chuckle! Now I walk down the street paranoid since 97% of my wardrobe consister of dresses. I feel the wind a little and start grabbing my dress.

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